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orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

  #fantastic  

swqadie:

Hi! Welcome to my soap factory. Everything smells wonderful in here doesn’t it? You can ignore the melting pots. They only contain hot water to melt the soaps, and some red dye #42

  #fantastic    #lmao  
perksofbeingalittlebitch:

* sprays at spaghettiplants *

hey that’s me 🙋

perksofbeingalittlebitch:

* sprays at spaghettiplants *

hey that’s me 🙋

  #fuckin nerd    #perksofbeingalittlebitch  
the butt of your butt
  #???    #thisisphoenix  

247muslima:

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

THANK YOU

  #important  

i saw a cute dog at work today
it was great

  #work    #personal    #dog  

the moon looks so nice at 4 in the morning

  #personal    #sky  

officialunitedstates:

what complexity level of machines can dogs understand.  i know dogs probably can’t figure out that a dish washer washes dishes but if i presented them with a wheel and axle would they understand that they can reduce frictional force acting on an object with that tool

smh

  #really tho    #personal  
  #cool  
spaceandweed:

U Wouldnt Have To Tell Me Twice👍

spaceandweed:

U Wouldnt Have To Tell Me Twice👍

  #weed  
gg
My last words. (via oddbagel)

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

  #YES    #idk why tho  
  #me  

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me