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meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

dnosebapps:

dnosebapps:

when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes

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hsiaoron:

Hsiao Ron Cheng

hsiaoron:

Hsiao Ron Cheng

thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

officialunitedstates:

there’s a windowin my second floor accounting 101 classand sometimes I look out thatwindowand for the past three monthsthere has been a tree that I can see from thatwindowbut for the past three weeksthere has been alarge plastic tarpcaught in that treebut how did a tarp get up in that treeand just who does that tarp think he iswhy didn’t that tarp’s parents raise him betterso as to not ruin my view of the treeand whyis the tarp sotorn and batteredlike a ship caught up in a stormits sails torn offreplaced with the currentstate of affairsdown downdownthe tarp yearns to be releasedbut I cannot let it gothat is up to the treemaybe if I stop looking out the windowthat tarp can be freeor maybe I can convince myselfI never really cared for the view

officialunitedstates:

there’s a window
in my second floor accounting 101 class
and sometimes I look out that
window
and for the past three months
there has been a
tree that I can see from that
window
but for the past three weeks
there has been a
large plastic tarp
caught in that tree
but how did a tarp get up in that tree

and just who does that tarp think he is
why didn’t that tarp’s parents raise him better
so as to not ruin my view of the tree
and why
is the tarp so
torn and battered
like a ship caught up in a storm
its sails torn off
replaced with the current
state of affairs
down
down
down
the tarp yearns to be released
but I cannot let it go
that is up to the tree

maybe if I stop looking out the window
that tarp
can be free
or maybe I can convince myself
I never really cared for the view

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

nayx:

penis companies

nayx:

penis companies

I shall have my wings.